If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
