Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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