I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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