Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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