So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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