I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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