Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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