Duck Duck Cougar?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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