there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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