i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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