Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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