Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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