We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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