Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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