Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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