Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My life is pants optional.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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