just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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