And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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