I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize