Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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