I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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