i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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