I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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