Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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