He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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