one might say we're banned from that church
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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