i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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