OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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