You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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