Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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