She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?