But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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