Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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