Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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