I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Come share oat with me in your robe
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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