i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Two words: nipple clamps
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