I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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