David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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