So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
God I need to hump something, right now.
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