I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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