He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
