so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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