can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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