the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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