My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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