my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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