what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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