Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
