"it" just moved
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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