oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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