I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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