i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I FOUND THE LEGS
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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