i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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