This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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