True but thats because hes a fetus.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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