I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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